"I think my imagination's broke. Lemme try and think up the best thing ever. Umm... beef... stew. Yup it's busted alright. I'm gonna go... place."
- Strong Bad
On behalf of the Parrot team and an enthusiastic but undiscriminating dachshund that followed me home last week, I'm proud to announce Parrot 3.0.0, also known as "Beef Stew", or at the insistence of a shadowy government organization, "Snowflake". Parrot is a virtual machine that dreams about running all dynamic languages everywhere, even the one you're think about right now. Parrot has big plans, even if needs a haircut and sometimes goes outside with its shoes untied.